GuanCong Admin
Posts : 74 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 28 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Nation's Stress Output Improved drastically during holidays Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:54 pm | |
| CONGRESS , 1E3—Despite the ongoing Boos and groan that has affected many students from many classes , 1E3 projections drastically improved on the upcoming holiday. " It's finally here! " leading economist Zi Hao exclaimed , indicating the prediction of the decline in stress rate. " All the way down! No problem. Every thing will be back to normal by the end of the week! " Zi Hao said that the economy would begin its rebound once after teachers give lesser homework to the student , and students begin doing all their work. "Whether it's Science, Maths , Chinese , Malay or D&T , the students should remain strong and perserverence and not let our guard down due to the decline in the stress rate " he added. According to analysts, both long- and short-term forecasts showed signs of recovery is quite slow due to the short holidays and the sloppy work of students. But charts showing long-holiday showed a more desireble results. During the June holiday, stress rate percentage almost dropped to 0%! Even in 1E3, home to the nation's highest jokers , crappers , lamers , forgotters , smarties , artist , fairly buzzed sources described a bright future for thousands of laid-off automotive slackers. State labor director Della echoed the sentiment, saying that she fully expected out-of-work 1E3 students to be back on their feet in no time. "Though most of the 1E3 students are in a good state , they should still consider what they are doing because what they do now, affects the classes. One wrong move, could be a comprehensive shift in the nation's entire economic structure before any lasting improvement could be realized. " Zi hao stated ending his speach in confidence. | |
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Zi Hao
Posts : 12 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 28 Location : On Earth, Singapore
| Subject: Re: Nation's Stress Output Improved drastically during holidays Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:13 pm | |
| Wow, it's my speech composed by Guan Cong Nice speech anyway! 5/5 | |
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