What i wonder about.....

i wonder if a blind person dreams will he/she:
-dream?
-and if he dreams, wat does he/she see?
-and will the dream have colours?

i knew a girl that was so stupid
that.......

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.

she asked for a price check at the dollar
store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a
sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around
and went home

what common english word is 9 letters long, and each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains as an english word....from 9 letters all the way down to a single remaining letter?
reply.....

give up wda is it?!?!

startling.
you remove the L and you get starting.
you remove the T and you get staring.
you remove the A and you get string.
you remove the R and you get sting.
you remove the T and you get sing.
you remove the G and you get sin.
you remove the S and you get in.
then finally, you remove the N and you get I.
cool rite?

coolio....
A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course."
There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and opted out of the final.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said. "You all get 'A's."

i wonder if miss tay can be liddat... sigh....

she sadist mah.

VERY INTERESTING STUFF !





In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:


Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.


Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird.. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!

btw... all except the first post is from my e-mail...

u wrote so much i could've fell asleep 1 hour before my bed time. anyways. continue posting nites

....
fine....
i have ALOT more....
btw..
fyi...
TTYL

how to upload pics?

Test for Dementia





B elow are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how
clever you really are...



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?






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Answer: If you answered that you are first,
then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and
you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as
you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person,
then you are...?
(scroll down)








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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this,
are you?



Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note:
This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20 .
Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually
4100.



If you don't believe it,
check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the l
ast question right....
....Maybe.


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary.
Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to
buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of
brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop
who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
how does HE indicate what he wants?








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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....
Like you!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!! DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS Cheers

I wonder why when usin calculator rite the answer is 4100.. but when use mental calculation get 5000...

Any1 knoes?
lol i so interestes in this topic..

hahas. good to noe that someone actually read all this crap.
but i found these very fun and easy to kill time...
and....
i think it is because the mind processes 40+30+20+10 as 1000 in it...
hahas

that is cuz u mentally thought that 40 is 400 30 is 300 20 is 2200 and 10 is 100

two fish or two fishes?

2 fish.
but there is one song called "5 loaves and 2 fishes"...

actually, fish is the singular and plural form of fishes. at the same tiem. so 2 fish and 2 fishes are both correct =)

...

really lol

whats the real difference of george of the jungle and legend of tarzan?

and if i am submerged underwater, am i:
-wet
-or just surrounded by water?
hahs
this question have been bugging me since i went scuba-diving!!
help!
weird...

lol