PLs post your jokes here =)

C'mon ppls, be sporting.

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

Stop observing me!!!
Get your eyes off me!

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha
siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau loose the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;-
Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and
BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti cant say a word,
Spaghetti then scream... 'what did I do? I don't even noe you all'..

Then the cha siew pau say......

'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do
REBONDING!!!!!.'

ha..ha..ha..ha...

Never laugh at a Chinese!

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.. While she was waiting for
> Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a
> beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all
> the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
> They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you!
> We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
>
> When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
> wonderful place! How do I get in?"
> "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
>
> "Which word?" the woman asked.
>
> "Love."
>
> The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
>
> About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
> watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was
> guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
>
> "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
>
> "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told
> her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while
> you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the
> little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife
> and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and
> I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What
> a bummer! How do I get in?"
>
> "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
>
> "Which word?" her husband asked.
>
> "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
>
> Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay!
>
> NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the
> supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
> (45 letters).

i feel soo soo freaking lame doing al this trouble.
but then again, i am bored.

ouh. and btw, i havent even reached a quarter of my interesting mails.

Charlene post somemmore i like the char siew pau1 go rebond the hair lols

hahas!
i like that one too!

wasn't the char siew pau thing the one tt mr chia show??

lol since when... oh... is it part of mr chias lame jokes that time???

i think so....
i laughed soo soo much...
but not because of the jokes... cos of wen kai...
he damn sikko la...
he that day skin tear then dunno wat happened keep touching the affected area....
then i laughed soo soo much... then josh was like.....

How was it sikko that you touch your wounded area?